Space Spa Day for Your Space Simian
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- Zen out those simian muscles with a gravity-defying massage.
- Give them a cosmic makeover with our starry nail polish options.
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Space Monkey Medicine Cabinet Essentials
Every intrepid space monkey needs to be prepared for glitches during their celestial journeys. That's why a well-stocked medicine cabinet is fundamental. Here's a list of must-haves:
- Medi-Pills: For those pesky space germs.
- Stimpacks: To mend any boo-boos from a rough landing.
- Zzzip: Because even space monkeys experience headaches.
- Vitamins: To keep your energy levels optimum.
- Motion Sickness Medication: For those bumpy rides through the asteroid belt.
Remember, space monkeys: be prepared and stay healthy!
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Astro-Shenanigans: Prescription-Grade Med Tins from Beyond the Stars
Greetings, space cadets! Ever visualize yourself grabbing precious meds from a derelict alien vessel? Well, buckle your belts, because you're in for a wild ride. These ain't your grandma's cough syrup tins. These are pharmaceutical containers from who-knows-where. Filled with goop that promises to cure everything from space flu, these med kits are the ultimate prize for any galactic scavenger.
- Be warned: These meds could have some funky side effects. You might turn into a disco ball. It's all part of the fun
- Legend says: The meds were originally designed to help interstellar bacteria.
- Just remember: If you decide to try these meds, do so at your own risk.